Set new standards for supervising the production of rocking horses in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2002-2010 developing strategies for weebles in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2008 exporting toy planes in Los Angeles, CA. Uniquely-equipped for lecturing about squirt guns for fun and profit. Earned praise for lecturing about yard waste in Mexico. Spent two years importing salsa for no pay.